arrrrgh....

[camwyn]

SCREW waiting until I'm emperor. SOMEONE BRING ME DACHSHUNDS RIGHT NOW.

"Ready to move to Levitra for a strong, lasting experience?"

No. And quite frankly, if you ask me that one more time, I will show you a strong, lasting experience. Possibly involving dentists who abuse anabolic steroids, but I'm really flexible on the specifics.

friggin' erection pill ads...

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[kitanzi.livejournal.com]

I am trying to imagine the link between dachshunds and erection pills... or better yet, trying not to. I think I need to go scrub my brain, excuse me.

[colubra.livejournal.com]

I'm not awake, obviously.

all I could think was 'Doom wants you to move to Levitra. Doom, ruler of Levitra, invites you to live in his mountain paradise.'

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

Think of it this way. Save up all the pills, then inject them in the water supply of the spammers.

Death by priapism.

MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

[vivian-shaw.livejournal.com]

Erection-pill ads make me throw things, especially that damn one with the golfer with the big shit-eating grin and the clearly deranged wife clutching a massive Long Island Iced Tea.

One pill makes you larger...and one pill makes you small...

[cheezdanish.livejournal.com]

That's funny, all my spam recently has been about Rolexes. Maybe we could combine the two to make a watch that turns you on. Hmmm. That's eerily close to a mood organ. I think I'm onto something here...

[dragonwhishes.livejournal.com]

*Omnious thunder.*

*Loud barking noises.*

*A small, low to the ground, brown cloud.*

*A wave of dachshunds runs towards her, and sweep her away.*

[chaos-wrangler.livejournal.com]

From G: "Cry havoc and let slip the chihuahuas of war!"