arrrrgh....

[camwyn]

SCREW waiting until I'm emperor. SOMEONE BRING ME DACHSHUNDS RIGHT NOW.

"Ready to move to Levitra for a strong, lasting experience?"

No. And quite frankly, if you ask me that one more time, I will show you a strong, lasting experience. Possibly involving dentists who abuse anabolic steroids, but I'm really flexible on the specifics.

friggin' erection pill ads...

Comments

[kitanzi.livejournal.com]

I am trying to imagine the link between dachshunds and erection pills... or better yet, trying not to. I think I need to go scrub my brain, excuse me.

[camwyn]

The link is that when I become Emperor I don't want hunting hounds. I want to chase down annoying people at annoying ad agencies with a pack of ravening, old-school, badger-hunting dachshunds. Any dog capable of facing a European badger in its burrow is all right with me.

[terrie01.livejournal.com]

No kidding. Have you ever taken a look at the jaws on a dachshund? They're HUGE. Or you could gas them by locking them in a room with many bulldogs.

[colubra.livejournal.com]

I'm not awake, obviously.

all I could think was 'Doom wants you to move to Levitra. Doom, ruler of Levitra, invites you to live in his mountain paradise.'

[camwyn]

*snghk*

I had sinuses before you said that, dammit. I have to go drain the seltzer out of my head now.

[janewt.livejournal.com]

...I too thought "Doom" when I read this. And wondered why camwyn wanted to chase Doom with dachshunds.

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

Think of it this way. Save up all the pills, then inject them in the water supply of the spammers.

Death by priapism.

MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

[kitanzi.livejournal.com]

Um, have you ever heard the absolutely marvelous song "There's Viagra in the Water"?


http://www.angelfire.com/jazz/1manband/theresviagrainthewater.html

Save your sons, shield your daughters there’s viagra in the water!

[vivian-shaw.livejournal.com]

Erection-pill ads make me throw things, especially that damn one with the golfer with the big shit-eating grin and the clearly deranged wife clutching a massive Long Island Iced Tea.

One pill makes you larger...and one pill makes you small...

[dragonwhishes.livejournal.com]

That commercial SCARES me. That smile he's got looks like a rodent of some sort just climbed up his ass and he's smiling just so he doesn't have to explain what's wrong.

[vivian-shaw.livejournal.com]

"My stars, a gerbil appears to have gained entry to my rectum!"

[camwyn]

... ow, ow, ow that's TWICE, my NOSE, agh...

[vivian-shaw.livejournal.com]

"A most forward rodent--or perhaps I should say "behind"! Nevertheless, the tingling sensation is intriguing!"

[dragonwhishes.livejournal.com]

YOU WIN SOMETHING.

I can't BREATHE.

[cheezdanish.livejournal.com]

That's funny, all my spam recently has been about Rolexes. Maybe we could combine the two to make a watch that turns you on. Hmmm. That's eerily close to a mood organ. I think I'm onto something here...

[camwyn]

Not spam.

Television commercials.

My office has CNBC on all day long.

[cheezdanish.livejournal.com]

Oh, ick. Even worse. Especially since all the actors appearing in those commercials are grandma and grandpa types. *shudder*

[dragonwhishes.livejournal.com]

*Omnious thunder.*

*Loud barking noises.*

*A small, low to the ground, brown cloud.*

*A wave of dachshunds runs towards her, and sweep her away.*

[chaos-wrangler.livejournal.com]

From G: "Cry havoc and let slip the chihuahuas of war!"