arrrrgh....

[camwyn]

SCREW waiting until I'm emperor. SOMEONE BRING ME DACHSHUNDS RIGHT NOW.

"Ready to move to Levitra for a strong, lasting experience?"

No. And quite frankly, if you ask me that one more time, I will show you a strong, lasting experience. Possibly involving dentists who abuse anabolic steroids, but I'm really flexible on the specifics.

friggin' erection pill ads...

Comments

[vivian-shaw.livejournal.com]

Erection-pill ads make me throw things, especially that damn one with the golfer with the big shit-eating grin and the clearly deranged wife clutching a massive Long Island Iced Tea.

One pill makes you larger...and one pill makes you small...

[dragonwhishes.livejournal.com]

That commercial SCARES me. That smile he's got looks like a rodent of some sort just climbed up his ass and he's smiling just so he doesn't have to explain what's wrong.

[vivian-shaw.livejournal.com]

"My stars, a gerbil appears to have gained entry to my rectum!"

[camwyn]

... ow, ow, ow that's TWICE, my NOSE, agh...

[vivian-shaw.livejournal.com]

"A most forward rodent--or perhaps I should say "behind"! Nevertheless, the tingling sensation is intriguing!"

[dragonwhishes.livejournal.com]

YOU WIN SOMETHING.

I can't BREATHE.