arrrrgh....

[camwyn]

SCREW waiting until I'm emperor. SOMEONE BRING ME DACHSHUNDS RIGHT NOW.

"Ready to move to Levitra for a strong, lasting experience?"

No. And quite frankly, if you ask me that one more time, I will show you a strong, lasting experience. Possibly involving dentists who abuse anabolic steroids, but I'm really flexible on the specifics.

friggin' erection pill ads...

Comments

[kitanzi.livejournal.com]

I am trying to imagine the link between dachshunds and erection pills... or better yet, trying not to. I think I need to go scrub my brain, excuse me.

[camwyn]

The link is that when I become Emperor I don't want hunting hounds. I want to chase down annoying people at annoying ad agencies with a pack of ravening, old-school, badger-hunting dachshunds. Any dog capable of facing a European badger in its burrow is all right with me.

[terrie01.livejournal.com]

No kidding. Have you ever taken a look at the jaws on a dachshund? They're HUGE. Or you could gas them by locking them in a room with many bulldogs.