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Took today off. I'm going to the beach just as soon as I figure out where I put my dang bathing suit. I had it in my hand last week and I have no clue where I wound up putting it.

ETA: I just put my hand onto a pile of laundry thinking I was going to remove my red sports bra. The item in question turned out to be the bathing suit. w00t.

dear wanker in the next row on the train,

SHUT UP. No one on this end of the phone call wants to hear about your bloody arrest record or how stupid the cops were last night, rookies or no. If you need to talk, then talk, but everyone in the damn train car can hear you. SHUT THE HECK UP.

Git.

Okay, this is kinda disturbing.

You are 71% REAL Texan!!

You're way more Texan than average. You're parents were probably from here too. We're glad to have you. You probably go to the border for Christmas shopping and are well versed in BBQ, Mexican Food and .. well thats pretty much it.

How Texan Are You?

... dude, everything I know about Texas comes from three weeks spent there during the Southeast Texas Floods in... oh, crud, what year was the Heyman Fire in Colorado? ... and from the facts about Texas that Alaskans throw around when they're making fun of their ittybitty neighbours to the distant south.