dear wanker in the next row on the train,

[camwyn]

SHUT UP. No one on this end of the phone call wants to hear about your bloody arrest record or how stupid the cops were last night, rookies or no. If you need to talk, then talk, but everyone in the damn train car can hear you. SHUT THE HECK UP.

Git.

Comments

[maps-or-guitars.livejournal.com]

I would rather listen to a car full of that brand of wanker, than listen to ONE wanker clipping his/her nails on the train.

OO! And one more to my list. Gum-cracking.

I envision a perfect place where the Nailclippers must perpetually clean used chewing gum of the gumcrackers from beneath their nails, and the gum-crackers must perpetually masticate the clippings of the clippers.

[camwyn]

Am on train back. Will the hip hop fans please shut their bedamned NOISE off. This is a public space, not your own apartment. How much longer do I have to share the train with your raucous tripe?

I would move, but my bicycle is secured here and I do not leave it alone.

[maps-or-guitars.livejournal.com]

Oh, why must you hate on my freestyle flow?

[feonixrift.livejournal.com]

I'd rather that than the ones talking about how many stolen cellphone chips they have and who shot who last night. But them all shutting the fuck up would be *great*.