Okay, this is kinda disturbing.

[camwyn]

You are 71% REAL Texan!!

You're way more Texan than average. You're parents were probably from here too. We're glad to have you. You probably go to the border for Christmas shopping and are well versed in BBQ, Mexican Food and .. well thats pretty much it.

How Texan Are You?

... dude, everything I know about Texas comes from three weeks spent there during the Southeast Texas Floods in... oh, crud, what year was the Heyman Fire in Colorado? ... and from the facts about Texas that Alaskans throw around when they're making fun of their ittybitty neighbours to the distant south.