Um. Good heavens.

[camwyn]

They make vibrating soap.

No, seriously, it's called Shower Buzz (totally unrelated to Shower Shock, as that is caffeinated soap), it costs $4 a bar, and as soon as you lift it out of its little plastic tray it starts buzzing and vibrating in your hand like nobody's business.

Yes, I bought a bar. I had to see how it worked.

No, you cannot have any. Go to Duane Reade and buy it if you want vibrating soap so bad.

I should use this stuff as a prank on guests. Put it next to the sink as hand soap or something.

Comments

[pelogrande.livejournal.com]

Your guests might have... impure thoughts about your showering habits if you do that.

Or maybe it's only people with minds as dirty as my own.

[kaikias.livejournal.com]

O_o

Vibrating soap.

Vibrating soap.

Vibrating soap.

o_O

[midnightlurker.livejournal.com]

...How can that possibly be shower-safe?

[derien.livejournal.com]

I should use this stuff as a prank on guests. Put it next to the sink as hand soap or something.


*grins evilly* I might need to get some.

[drharper.livejournal.com]

*blinks*

Vibrating soap?

*blinks more*

...

You realize, you now have to work that into a fanfic as a comedic bit. :)