Um. Good heavens.
Dec. 12th, 2005 07:14 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
camwynThey make vibrating soap.
No, seriously, it's called Shower Buzz (totally unrelated to Shower Shock, as that is caffeinated soap), it costs $4 a bar, and as soon as you lift it out of its little plastic tray it starts buzzing and vibrating in your hand like nobody's business.
Yes, I bought a bar. I had to see how it worked.
No, you cannot have any. Go to Duane Reade and buy it if you want vibrating soap so bad.
I should use this stuff as a prank on guests. Put it next to the sink as hand soap or something.
No, seriously, it's called Shower Buzz (totally unrelated to Shower Shock, as that is caffeinated soap), it costs $4 a bar, and as soon as you lift it out of its little plastic tray it starts buzzing and vibrating in your hand like nobody's business.
Yes, I bought a bar. I had to see how it worked.
No, you cannot have any. Go to Duane Reade and buy it if you want vibrating soap so bad.
I should use this stuff as a prank on guests. Put it next to the sink as hand soap or something.
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Date: 2005-12-13 01:32 pm (UTC)Vibrating soap?
*blinks more*
...
You realize, you now have to work that into a fanfic as a comedic bit. :)
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Date: 2005-12-13 02:12 pm (UTC)Mind you I've already been saddled with the unfortunate fact that in Who Ya Gonna Owl? Wizarding!Ray's Patronus was Mr. Stay-Puft, at least right up until the incident on the building...
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Date: 2005-12-13 04:23 pm (UTC)Have I told you lately that your mind is twisted? That's why I love you so much.
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Date: 2005-12-13 08:59 pm (UTC)What is it now? Slimer?
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Date: 2005-12-13 09:01 pm (UTC)RAY: Expecto Patronum!
BIG SILVERY MR. STAY-PUFT: GROOOAR.
RAY: *screams like a girl*
MR. STAY-PUFT: *is sad*
DEMENTOR: Oh you gotta be kidding me.
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Date: 2005-12-14 11:24 pm (UTC)