Um. Good heavens.

[camwyn]

They make vibrating soap.

No, seriously, it's called Shower Buzz (totally unrelated to Shower Shock, as that is caffeinated soap), it costs $4 a bar, and as soon as you lift it out of its little plastic tray it starts buzzing and vibrating in your hand like nobody's business.

Yes, I bought a bar. I had to see how it worked.

No, you cannot have any. Go to Duane Reade and buy it if you want vibrating soap so bad.

I should use this stuff as a prank on guests. Put it next to the sink as hand soap or something.

Comments

[pelogrande.livejournal.com]

Your guests might have... impure thoughts about your showering habits if you do that.

Or maybe it's only people with minds as dirty as my own.

[zwol.livejournal.com]

My train of thought went roughly (1) yeah, that reminds me of a dirty joke, (2) wait, ow ow ow.

[kaikias.livejournal.com]

O_o

Vibrating soap.

Vibrating soap.

Vibrating soap.

o_O

[midnightlurker.livejournal.com]

...How can that possibly be shower-safe?

[camwyn]

They make waterproof vibrators that run on a single AA battery. I imagine the same mechanism is involved and encapsulated inside.

By the way, it's not pressure from the soap on its tray that turns off the vibe. It's magnetics. I tested.

[ouatic-7.livejournal.com]

I am in awe of your dedication to the facts!

[camwyn]

Hey, it's innocuously weird and it goes buzz. What's not to like?

[derien.livejournal.com]

I should use this stuff as a prank on guests. Put it next to the sink as hand soap or something.


*grins evilly* I might need to get some.

[drharper.livejournal.com]

*blinks*

Vibrating soap?

*blinks more*

...

You realize, you now have to work that into a fanfic as a comedic bit. :)

[camwyn]

If I can do so without it sounding forced, sure.

Mind you I've already been saddled with the unfortunate fact that in Who Ya Gonna Owl? Wizarding!Ray's Patronus was Mr. Stay-Puft, at least right up until the incident on the building...

[drharper.livejournal.com]

*dies*

Have I told you lately that your mind is twisted? That's why I love you so much.

[batyatoon]

...oh that's not RIGHT.


What is it now? Slimer?

[camwyn]

I'm pretty sure he's avoided finding out. He's afraid it's going to be the same thing, and then we'll get the following scenario:

RAY: Expecto Patronum!
BIG SILVERY MR. STAY-PUFT: GROOOAR.
RAY: *screams like a girl*
MR. STAY-PUFT: *is sad*
DEMENTOR: Oh you gotta be kidding me.

[midnightlurker.livejournal.com]

Well, if this bears any relation to the toon, they've got a strangely non-evil marshmallow man in the containment grid... exposure to this non-Gozeriffic Stay-Puft might help Ray get over the shock...?