New web page entirely!

http://www.megaloceros.net/pulp.htm

Just a little something I cooked up after one too many exposures to The Mummy. For your education as to the nature of this page, it's a List - the same sort of thing as the justly famous Evil Overlord List ( http://minievil.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html ), or the older How to Survive a Horror Movie list. Here are a few samples just to get you going. Visit the link for the rest.

55. Never pick up a snake that's longer than your arm.
68. Liquid meant for drinking is not supposed to give off smoke.
78. Pick an incredibly irritating or off-colour song and memorize it. Refresh your memory of it before any bouts of drinking. If your tolerance from rule 48 fails you, it's better to sing all thirty-six verses of "The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All" in front of local dignitaries and your proposed sweetheart than to decide J. Random Henchman is your new besht fren' and spill all your plans to him.
86. Don't touch the Ark of the Covenant.
136. Get a post office box before you leave, and let the Evil Villain contend with the Postal Service when s/he attempts to strike at your home front based on the location in your personal documents.

The Etherists have already won.

"However, llama droppings are abundant, though it hardly needs stating that no previous data exists on their performance in acid mine drainage remediation systems."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/uk/england/newsid_1793000/1793381.stm

Just go, okay? Just... just go. The Etherists are here, they're real, and they're using llama poo.

New picture.

Nothing spectacular, just the full version of the image I mentioned a few posts back. Black and white or colour, take your pick. http://www.megaloceros.net/pen.htm has it. I'm still getting the hang of colouring. I need a proper mouse.

Today's pulp survival tip is #58: No one cares what you look like after six days in the jungle, the desert, the Himalayas, or the Arctic steppes. Pack accordingly.