The Etherists have already won.

[camwyn]

"However, llama droppings are abundant, though it hardly needs stating that no previous data exists on their performance in acid mine drainage remediation systems."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/uk/england/newsid_1793000/1793381.stm

Just go, okay? Just... just go. The Etherists are here, they're real, and they're using llama poo.