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Dec. 31st, 2009 08:46 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
camwynOkay, so, I'm at work and it's snowing like a mad thing outside. This should make going to tonight's New Year's celebration interesting. At least my pilgrimage to Tekserve this afternoon shouldn't be affected; I managed to put my iPod through the washing machine yesterday. Tekserve is located just down the block from a PATH station, and they're offering 10% off the price of new iPods if we turn in old iPods at time of purchase. So that's something.
Damn, I can barely see the buildings out the window. The snow's coming down like mad.
At any rate. In the spirit of previous years, I offer my Doable New Year's Resolutions for 2010.
1. I will not bite Sean Hannity.
...1a. Or Glenn Beck.
2. I will finish the year with no more and no fewer toes than I started it with.
...2a. Even if it means I have to keep one or more in a jar.
...2b. Or sell the extras on Craigslist or something.
3. I will not bring about the end of human civilization unless I also bring about its rebirth before the end of the year.
4. No eating the flesh of the living.
...4a. Other than as permitted under the Catholic doctrine of transubstantiation.
......4a.i Any rite of Catholicism, not just Roman Catholicism.
...4b. This extends to drinking the blood of the living as well.
......4b.i. Again, other than as permitted under the Catholic doctrine of transubstantiation.
5. I will not form any new political parties.
...5a. Even if they have the words 'screaming Mongol horde' in their name.
...5b. Or 'bull moose'.
6. I will use the elevator at least once.
7. I will not commit nuclear fusion.
8. I will not summon anything bigger than my head.
...8a. Unless it would be really, really, really cool.
9. No buying anything capable of flinging its own poo.
10. I will not reverse gravity.
Damn, I can barely see the buildings out the window. The snow's coming down like mad.
At any rate. In the spirit of previous years, I offer my Doable New Year's Resolutions for 2010.
1. I will not bite Sean Hannity.
...1a. Or Glenn Beck.
2. I will finish the year with no more and no fewer toes than I started it with.
...2a. Even if it means I have to keep one or more in a jar.
...2b. Or sell the extras on Craigslist or something.
3. I will not bring about the end of human civilization unless I also bring about its rebirth before the end of the year.
4. No eating the flesh of the living.
...4a. Other than as permitted under the Catholic doctrine of transubstantiation.
......4a.i Any rite of Catholicism, not just Roman Catholicism.
...4b. This extends to drinking the blood of the living as well.
......4b.i. Again, other than as permitted under the Catholic doctrine of transubstantiation.
5. I will not form any new political parties.
...5a. Even if they have the words 'screaming Mongol horde' in their name.
...5b. Or 'bull moose'.
6. I will use the elevator at least once.
7. I will not commit nuclear fusion.
8. I will not summon anything bigger than my head.
...8a. Unless it would be really, really, really cool.
9. No buying anything capable of flinging its own poo.
10. I will not reverse gravity.
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Date: 2009-12-31 04:11 pm (UTC)