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[camwyn]

Sentences in Watchmen fic that should not ever exist:

“I’m the Comedian,” my future best friend stuck out his hand.

The speaker is a sixteen year old girl.

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[daniidebrabant.livejournal.com]

....OW.

ETA: Someone passed me this (http://www.cracked.com/blog/rorschachs-journal-another-boring-night/). And ...was that from a Mary Sue sporking comm?

[camwyn]

Yeah, it was, thank God. If I'd hit that unadulterated... well, I'll let the Master speak for me.

[hortorum.livejournal.com]

And no-one ever found Mary Sue's body...

[camwyn]

Mary Sues make the baby Ozymandias say 'ah, fuck it, nuclear war works for me'!

[moonlup.livejournal.com]

I've neither seen nor read Watchmen, but even I know that is just plain wrong.

[sophistry]

 

[lilpocketninja.livejournal.com]

And people wonder why the concept of Watchmen fanfiction disturbs me so damn much.

[lienne.livejournal.com]

...

[camwyn]

When our hands dropped I looked over at the ink blot man and stepped towards him too. I looked up at him. He wasn’t very tall, I’m just kind of short. I knew he was looking at me too. I could feel his eyes burning a hole through mine. “That’s Rorschach,” Nite Owl said.

“Pleasure,” Rorschach said to me, his voice raspy and focused.


... ahahahaha no.

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

If the Comedian were in character at all I would say that wouldn't going to end well at all.

[camwyn]

There's only one chapter so far. He's referred to as 'mustache guy' and he smiles happily when the Sue shakes his hand with a stronger grip than he expected. Also, his biceps are larger around than her waist.

[whisper2ascream.livejournal.com]

....Did they see the same movie as everybody else? Or if this a REALLY confused Twilight fan?

[camwyn]

The night Laurie and I met, we went out on patrol with each other and tried to figure out a decent name for me. Neither of us were very good at it, until she asked me the question “what do you stand for?”. I said I stood for justice, honor, and glory, like all of us.

Then she said Summer Glory and that was my name.

[laughingacademy.livejournal.com]

...Ow. It’s too early in the day for convulsions.

[camwyn]

I'd say it could be worse, but then I'd have to think about the 'Rorschach's girlfriend' class of fanfic and I really don't want to.

[oneminutemonkey.livejournal.com]

Gwah.

[argonautilus.livejournal.com]

This is what I fear the fiction I write is, and thus i show it to no one.

[gypsyjr.livejournal.com]

*twitch* I have next to no interest in Watchmen and even I know that just ain't right.

[nocarename]

It's, ah, yeah.
*twitches*
I'm going to need tongs to work the keyboard on this one.

[leeshajoy.livejournal.com]

And that would be why I don't read fanfic anymore.

(Roleplay doesn't count, that's different. And I like to think our suck level is considerably lower than that.)

[eevieivy.livejournal.com]

hOrK

That is all.

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

Oh dear lord.

[cameoflage.livejournal.com]

I misread that at first and thought they'd turned the Comedian into a sixteen-year-old girl. (Despite the male pronoun. I'm dumb sometimes.)

[argonautilus.livejournal.com]

That could possibly be a truly creepy fanfic start (not even necessarily a bad one if done right)

[vadrice.livejournal.com]

Nope. sorry. you are wrong.
That is a perfectly acceptable sentence in a perfectly acceptable context.

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yup.
special hell for me.

[ymfaery]

...

I'm going to assume by your and everyone else's reactions that this is beyond wrong and not worry about it. :D

So speaks the poor fool looking for Saiyuki het fanfic.