Oh, now this is a FUN one to rip off.

[camwyn]

From djcati:

Give me two characters from different fandoms you know I'm familiar with, and I'll give you a dialogue happening between the two of them. Without justifying how the crossover would work, how their worlds clashed, or how they could even meet each other. Just a silly crossover conversation with no backstory, for fun.

Fandoms I can think of off the top of my head that would be acceptable: Ghostbusters, Dog Soldiers, the Belgariad/Malloreon, Sneakers, Discworld, Challenge of the Yukon, classical mythology (Greece, Rome, Sumer, China), the Cthulhu Mythos, Transformers, Star Trek, Doctor Who (not Torchwood, though), Avatar, Reign of Fire, Star Wars (not the EU, though), the Firebringer Trilogy, Harry Potter... and there are probably plenty others I'm just not thinking of right at the moment.



ETA: Will work on more of these tonight (12/13/07) after I get home from work and go to knitting.

Comments

[adiva_calandia]

Bonedaddy Death and the Doctor (any incarnation).

[camwyn]

YOU AGAIN, said Death wearily, leaning for a moment on his scythe. WHAT HAPPENED THIS TIME, OR OUGHT I NOT TO ASK?

"Human emergency room surgeon, I'm afraid," said the Doctor as he adjusted his hat. "Couldn't quite figure out just what was going on in my rib cage. You'd think someone that educated would tweak to being in over their head a bit faster, wouldn't you."

NOT IF WIZARDS ARE ANYTHING TO GO BY, said Death. WILL THIS BE AN IMMEDIATE RETURN OR HAVE I GOT TO WAIT FOR A SUITABLE INFANT TO BE BORN?

"You're mixing me up with that abbot fellow, I'm afraid," said the Doctor. "Won't be but a bit- ah, there we go. Do say hello to the granddaughter for me, I know how that can be..."

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

Spoon and Angua.

All Who or just New Who?

[camwyn]

All Who, although I'm mostly familiar with Three, Four, and Seven.

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

Ace and Enkidu.

(You may or may not be aware that this already happened in the BBC books)

[kaikias.livejournal.com]

Quinn from Reign of Fire and Enlil.

[camwyn]

"So," said Quinn, rubbing at his face as he leaned back to look at the tall, swarthy man. "Wind god, eh?"

"That's right," said Enlil, massive arms crossed over his chest.

"Inventor of the hoe and pick-axe? Holder of the tablets of destiny?"

"I see you've done your research, human. Yes."

"We got lucky. Someone brought his old anthropology textbook to the castle a few years back." Quinn jerked his head over his shoulder towards the distant building. "Seems to me I remember a bit where you sent the Flood and wiped the human race off the face of the Earth, too, am I right?"

"Eminently so. I'm pleased to see that even after all of this time your race remembers the greatest figures of antiquity with proper reverence."

"That's not reverence you're seeing on my face, mate," said Quinn. "It's stalling."

"What?"

Quinn yanked up the hood of the fire rescue suit he'd been wearing just in time for the approaching dragon's first pass. "That's for all the other disasters you sent, you bastard!"

[kaikias.livejournal.com]

*much cackling and applause*

[genarti]

...And Quinn WINS.

*cackling*

[dormouse-in-tea.livejournal.com]

classical Chinese mythology (your choice) and Sneakers (preferably Mother).

[feonixrift.wordpress.com (from livejournal.com)]

Egon (Ghostbusters) and Scotty (Star Trek).

[genarti]

John Constantine and the Doctor. (Any regeneration that tickles your fancy.)

[maxineofarc.livejournal.com]

Wilbur Whately and Han Solo.

[camwyn]

"A book," repeated Han, who was still half wondering if something had happened to his ears. "You're offering me how much to ferry you a book?"

"All I've got here, Sir, and twice agin as much once ye put it in my hands," said the dark, goatish giant as he pushed the case across the cantina table. Not for the first time, Han wondered whether Whateley genuinely had any human blood in him, or only claimed he did. "It 'ud be a shame 'n a sin to leave it go any longer. Iffen yew're as fast as they say, I kin count on yew t'have it to me in time fer sarten conditions that I can't git here."

"Oh, I'm as fast as they say, all right," said Han. "I'm just wondering what's so all-fired important about a book."

[maxineofarc.livejournal.com]

WIN

[minkhollow]

Ray Stantz and Reg Shoe.
(Also, Whistler and the Doctor.)

[sundre.livejournal.com]

Epimetheus and Nanny Ogg.

Or Prometheus and Granny Weatherwax.

What?

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

Q and the Doctor.

[midnightlurker.livejournal.com]

Sun Wu-K'ung and Nyarlathotep.

[whobunkyboo.livejournal.com]

I never got my last one, but still...

How 'bout Beldin the Sorceror and Nanny Ogg?

Or...Death and Torak???

*runs and hides*

[blackswanevent.livejournal.com]

Sargeant Wells and Dumbledore.

GO.

[vincentursus.livejournal.com]

Brigadier Leftbridge Stewart and Han Solo.

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

Ray Stantz and Sokka.

and/or Martha Jones and Minerva McGonnagall.

[duane-kc.livejournal.com]

Egon Spengler meets the Librarian.

(Ook.)

[river-monk.livejournal.com]

Polgara and Harry Mudd.

[zwol.livejournal.com]

Commander Vimes and Master Li Kao.

[jessara40k.livejournal.com]

If you're still doing this how about (Bel)Garion, Harry Potter, and if you're feeling generous add Rodimus Prime in there too.

[jonas72.livejournal.com]

Harry Wells v. Dolores Umbridge.

[prodigal.livejournal.com]

Two requests, both Dog Soldiers / Discworld:

1. Sgt. Wells and Sam Vimes
2. Pvt. Cooper and Angua

[leeshajoy.livejournal.com]

Is it cheating to request pups as you've played them in RP? Because I'm really curious what the milliways_bar versions of Belar and Ray Stantz would have to say to each other at this point.

[camwyn]

Hm. Nah, I think that's fine. I'll work on that- and all the others- when I get home from work today, either before or after knitting stuff with daniidebrabant.