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Jul. 22nd, 2005 08:47 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
So.
New York City's gonna do random searches of people's bags if they wanna get on the subway and 'people who don't want to be searched are perfectly free to turn around and leave the station'.
Show of hands- do I start carrying a bag full of mousetraps, or should I start carrying a bag full of some formulation of Play-Doh that feels like dog crap if a cop puts his hand on it? Not that I dislike the members of the NYPD; I'm very fond of cops in general. But since the city doesn't seem to think that the Constitution matters any more (small surprise, since Washington doesn't either)- or that this constitutes a reasonable search and seizure- I'd like to make it plain that if you're going to search me, ever, you are going to have to pay for that privilege.
I'm thinkin' the play-doh. Or a can of non-dairy creamer with a lid that comes off easily- no, then they'd go "ACK ANTHRAX" and I'd be late for work. But you get the idea.
Suggestions?
New York City's gonna do random searches of people's bags if they wanna get on the subway and 'people who don't want to be searched are perfectly free to turn around and leave the station'.
Show of hands- do I start carrying a bag full of mousetraps, or should I start carrying a bag full of some formulation of Play-Doh that feels like dog crap if a cop puts his hand on it? Not that I dislike the members of the NYPD; I'm very fond of cops in general. But since the city doesn't seem to think that the Constitution matters any more (small surprise, since Washington doesn't either)- or that this constitutes a reasonable search and seizure- I'd like to make it plain that if you're going to search me, ever, you are going to have to pay for that privilege.
I'm thinkin' the play-doh. Or a can of non-dairy creamer with a lid that comes off easily- no, then they'd go "ACK ANTHRAX" and I'd be late for work. But you get the idea.
Suggestions?
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Date: 2005-07-22 02:20 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-07-22 02:24 pm (UTC)If they start using bagscanners, I'm buying two large bottles of Manhattan Special and tucking them under a jacket or something. I happen to love that soda to no end, but it comes in glass bottles that strongly resemble compressed gas containers on an X-ray. (This happened to me when I was in college. I had to open my carry-ons after a scan showed two canisters and a bunch of unidentified metal masses. It turned out to be my Manhattan Special and cans of Italian food.)
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Date: 2005-07-22 05:32 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-07-22 06:17 pm (UTC)From what she told us, the test met with only limited success. The two problems were speed and training of people to man the scanners, but both of these I think would be problems with manual search as well. All I know for sure is that these devices were/are in development and testing with an eye to subway/train station usage.