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[camwyn]

*hears noise in corner*

*shines flashlight into corner*

Oh, look, a brain. I think it's mine.

*gets baseball bat*

*pulls up a stool, parks butt on same*

*waits, watching brain grimly*

*brain watches back*

Listen, buddy, you may be three pounds of soggy meat and fat inside my skull, but one more friggin' mulebunny and I'm going to hurt you but good.

*brain just watches back*

Don't even CONSIDER pushing that scene at me again. I don't care if interrupting some kind of 'John Constantine summons and loses control of a horror' scene gives you an excuse to make Egon speak Hebrew! I have a baseball bat, you know!

argh...

Comments

Re: not meant as encouragement of mulebunny...

[drharper.livejournal.com]

And you know Ray will be all fanboy all over Con-Job. I mean, if you cross them, Constantine won't be a comic book character to Ray, but I'm sure Ray would know about a big-shot like him.

"John Constantine? You're the John Constantine?! Oh wow! This is great!"

Ooops. I guess I just earned Peter a few more broken ribs, huh? :D

Re: not meant as encouragement of mulebunny...

[camwyn]

Maybe just a finger for that one.

Re: not meant as encouragement of mulebunny...

[drharper.livejournal.com]

He-he-he! Only a finger? I'm losing my touch.

Re: not meant as encouragement of mulebunny...

[mephron]

Does Peter have an intact rib cage left?

After this, he's gonna need major surgery for whatever the hell happens when the ribcage loses all structural integrity.

Re: not meant as encouragement of mulebunny...

[camwyn]

Well, his sternum's still in one piece, does that count?

But you're right, there's only so many ribs left to work on and that's not going to be fun, dealing with a total collapse of the bones. I think at this point I start upping the Dementor count.