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[camwyn]

*hears noise in corner*

*shines flashlight into corner*

Oh, look, a brain. I think it's mine.

*gets baseball bat*

*pulls up a stool, parks butt on same*

*waits, watching brain grimly*

*brain watches back*

Listen, buddy, you may be three pounds of soggy meat and fat inside my skull, but one more friggin' mulebunny and I'm going to hurt you but good.

*brain just watches back*

Don't even CONSIDER pushing that scene at me again. I don't care if interrupting some kind of 'John Constantine summons and loses control of a horror' scene gives you an excuse to make Egon speak Hebrew! I have a baseball bat, you know!

argh...

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[zed42.livejournal.com]

*perks up* you have a constantine/ghostbusters fic in the works??!?? where????

[camwyn]

Nowhere. It's not happening. *raises baseball bat threateningly at brain* My stupid neurons just coughed up the 'Apocalypse- What, NOW?' cartoon episode and provided a scene involving John and the summoning and the mess-up and the OMG THE BEAST IS GOING TO POSSESS ALL OF HUMANITY COS JOHN KILLED THE WRONG THING OH NOOOOO and all of a sudden, the trap comes sailing in from offscreen. And it just goes downhill from there. I'd have an easier time making a working crossover story (rather than just a scene) out of the Ghostbusters-Hellboy cross I postulated a while ago.

[zed42.livejournal.com]

perhaps there could be a cameo? a DADA class gone awry, maybe?

[camwyn]

You're encouraging it, dear. Please don't do that until I've finished WYGO? and/or Hellblazer: Hogwarts, okay? Because otherwise I'll never get them done.

*glares at brain some more*

[zed42.livejournal.com]

this is the self-restraint talk? i thought it was the encouragement talk.... i must've crossed signals... let's start over... :)

[feonixrift.livejournal.com]

Oh, so it wasn't just my brain that imagined Egon at Hogwarts interrogating Constantine after that Class 5 in the Ministry?

[camwyn]

... hadn't thought of that. Honestly, I was keeping the two stories separate.

[drharper.livejournal.com]

*quietly slips the mulebunny some carrots*

[camwyn]

*glares*

[drharper.livejournal.com]

*innocent look*

[camwyn]

You know, every time you encourage one of these things, I find an excuse to break another of Peter's ribs. I still have half a chapter to go, you know.

[drharper.livejournal.com]

EEEP!

*shoves basket of carrots under her bed*

I'll be good. :D

[milkshake-b.livejournal.com]

One of my friends is in a LARP, and has an estate in that. One day she gleefully informed me she'd decided the main crop it grew: carrots. Specially raised for plotbunnies.

....

It's like they want my brain to be gnawed away until it resembles swiss cheese. (And it's always the people who don't have rabid bunnies of their own, oh no.)

[drharper.livejournal.com]

Oh, I've got rabid bunnies of my own all right. They're gnawing merrily away at my grey matter, too. Ever hear of "misery loves company"? The same goes for "obsessive, twisted creativity". ;)

[milkshake-b.livejournal.com]

O.o My friends with rabid bunnies don't feed my bunnies just because they know I'll retaliate. And nobody wants to wake up to find that while you slept, someone snuck in and fed a ton of crack-laced root vegetables to your "Lilly Kane, Vampire Slayer" bunny.

[drharper.livejournal.com]

I'm a masochist. Go fig. ;)

not meant as encouragement of mulebunny...

[chaos-wrangler.livejournal.com]

but I must ask: why would Egon be speaking Hebrew (and what would he be saying)?

Re: not meant as encouragement of mulebunny...

[camwyn]

Because I don't think the traps could pull in anything John might lose control of without some form of assistance, even if it's resorting to ritual supplementation instead of extra science. Mostly I am thinking of the fact that the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse got pulled into one of the traps in the cartoon, but the trap then had to be sealed with wax that was stamped with a seal that'd been held for umpty centuries at a monastery in Greece, 'cos otherwise the Horsemen would get out. My brain was trying to construct something similar.

*sigh*

Re: not meant as encouragement of mulebunny...

[chaos-wrangler.livejournal.com]

At lease if you ever do decide to write this, you've got plenty of people who can help get the grammar right.

Re: not meant as encouragement of mulebunny...

[drharper.livejournal.com]

And you know Ray will be all fanboy all over Con-Job. I mean, if you cross them, Constantine won't be a comic book character to Ray, but I'm sure Ray would know about a big-shot like him.

"John Constantine? You're the John Constantine?! Oh wow! This is great!"

Ooops. I guess I just earned Peter a few more broken ribs, huh? :D

Re: not meant as encouragement of mulebunny...

[camwyn]

Maybe just a finger for that one.

Re: not meant as encouragement of mulebunny...

[drharper.livejournal.com]

He-he-he! Only a finger? I'm losing my touch.

Re: not meant as encouragement of mulebunny...

[mephron]

Does Peter have an intact rib cage left?

After this, he's gonna need major surgery for whatever the hell happens when the ribcage loses all structural integrity.

Re: not meant as encouragement of mulebunny...

[camwyn]

Well, his sternum's still in one piece, does that count?

But you're right, there's only so many ribs left to work on and that's not going to be fun, dealing with a total collapse of the bones. I think at this point I start upping the Dementor count.