Anatomy of a thought:

[camwyn]

Oo, the cable went out at the office. So sad.

LJ says we have white smoke.

Habemus papam.

Habemus = we have. Papam should be obvious.

'We have', 'we've got', not so different.

'We've got', 'we got'…

Oh no.

Please don't tell me somebody in the Vatican just got a piece of paper from where the cardinals have been locked up, read the paper, slammed his hand down on a bell, and screamed "WE GOT ONE!" in Latin.

rassum frassum stinkin' friggin' brain.

(edited after the fact to correct my Latin)

Comments

[camwyn]

The problem is that if that happens and there are other clergy standing nearby, the next thing you get is "GRRRAR! CARDINAL SMASH!"

[kaikias.livejournal.com]

*ded*

In which the problem is getting the cardinals on your side before the antipope comes to visit.

[camwyn]

"WHY PUNY CATHOLICS TORMENT HULK? HULK LEAST FALLIBLE ONE THERE IS!"

[kaikias.livejournal.com]

You've got a definite point there. Also, wrong like wrong thing.

[tamnonlinear.livejournal.com]

With just a little shred of cardinal-red robes around the waist for decency.

[mephron]

Well, they always said that the antipope was an Abomination...

I guess then you'd have the cardinal who became the Leader of the conclave..

Too bad there's no women involved. The idea of the Nun-Hulk won't work.

[kaikias.livejournal.com]

Drat.