Anatomy of a thought:

[camwyn]

Oo, the cable went out at the office. So sad.

LJ says we have white smoke.

Habemus papam.

Habemus = we have. Papam should be obvious.

'We have', 'we've got', not so different.

'We've got', 'we got'…

Oh no.

Please don't tell me somebody in the Vatican just got a piece of paper from where the cardinals have been locked up, read the paper, slammed his hand down on a bell, and screamed "WE GOT ONE!" in Latin.

rassum frassum stinkin' friggin' brain.

(edited after the fact to correct my Latin)

Comments

[camwyn]

Fixed now. Fortunately.

[fidelioscabinet.livejournal.com]

I'm cruel. Given that today's Latin lesson has progressed to habeam = I'd have:

papam cum spa habeam: I'd have a pope with spam [Latin first declension--spam, spae, spam, spae, spa [with a long a] and so one...], unless you are of the school that believes it should be spam, spamae, spamam, spamae, spama [with a final long a]. This would give you papam cum spama habeam.

[vivian-shaw.livejournal.com]

Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, Pope with spam, lovely spam, spam, spam, spam...

[camwyn]

Oh, for the love of- why don't you just throw in Sam I Am while you're at it? I would sure have a pope with spam, oh yes, I'd have one Spam I Am...

[mephron]

Now you have me imagining a pope in Kerry Green vestments, just to bring us around to Green Pope And Spam.

[camwyn]

Oh, I was there on the day that you died
I'm the only one here as they bury your hide
And this is the last time I'll be by your side
The world is one soul fewer

The preacher says the last rites so well
Says you're going to Heaven and not to Hell
But he has to say that and I know damn well
That you're Satan bound

So if you go to Hell
Would you get me something nice?
Maybe a T-shirt, or maybe a hat
Or maybe some loaded dice?
And if you go to Hell
Would you at least send me a card
So I'll know how you're doing
And I'll know where you are?

[mephron]

I've been declared i'm going there since I described Holy Communion as 'the part in the Mass with the chips and the booze'.

That comment's a drop in the ocean, m'dear.

[camwyn]

Oh, I'm still working on that gamma ray comment, and the image of something like that happening, ultimately ending in the guy standing up to deliver his Easter Sunday homily to the gathered throngs of Catholics, taking the podium with both hands, looking out over the crowd, and saying: "Hulk MAD..."

[mephron]

*cackles madly, scaring co-workers*

I considered actually doing a Hulk-speech version of the Lord's Prayer, but decided that would cross from 'amusing' into 'offensive'.

[camwyn]

Probably, yeah. Leave Hulk to doing things like writing technical manuals ("RAAAGH! HULK GETTING TIRED OF BLOOMBERG!") and maybe doing side-by-side movie reviews with Og, or something.

[hangingfire.livejournal.com]

"RARRGH. GIVE HULK TECH REVIEW OR HULK SMASH MONITOR."

[camwyn]

"Hulk want know who Sarbanes Oxley is. Why stupid Sarbanes always try make Hulk document control procedure? Hulk not EVER document! Hulk just DO! Sarbanes make Hulk MAD!"

[vivian-shaw.livejournal.com]

You just had to post that, didn't you. Now I'm gonna have it in my head all smegging day.