[DaveBarry]I am not making this up.[/DaveBarry]

[camwyn]

Pulled some chocolates out of a friend's bowl the other day before we went off to see Catwoman. (Summarized opinion: this could have been so much better of a story, the CGI hurt to watch, and I personally consider full-body skin-tight catsuits infinitely more sexy than that bikini-pants combo she was wearing.) Did not eat them all, but stashed the extra in my purse.

Pulled one of the chocolates out today- a flat chocolate mint the size of Eight O'Clock Mints, but a little thicker.

The label says it's from Varda Chocolatier.

Flip label over. "Made only with Belgian Chocolate". Then ingredients list. Then: VARDA CHOCOLATIER, 800-448-2732.

Apparently the Queen of Stars has taken up a new line of business and it involves making less-than-outstanding chocolates. Ma'am, no offense, but you're gonna need to get Yavanna's help if you want me to go out and buy any of this stuff myself.

Comments

[ithilelentari.livejournal.com]

Well, *chocolate*, yes, but better quality. Bad chocolate? How *rude*. It's almost as bad as the "Children of Varda" 'Sues.

*kills*

[camwyn]

It wasn't as bad as mass-market chocolate, but when I go looking for high caliber choco I expect something like Ghirardelli at the bottom end of the scale. In all fairness, I had been carrying the thing around in my purse since Friday evening, and it may have absorbed some Suck Rays from being in my purse while I watched Catwoman.