Half-Life 2, Part 10: MAKE THE SPIDERS GO AWAY

( In which Newark has its worst day since the 1967 riots. )

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Since I've got one entry left to write for Half-Life 2 and then it's on to the Episodes, I thought I should gather all the back material I've got so far here. Clicking the entry tags is all very nice but sometimes it's just easiest for me to have the links in one place.

Half-Life write-ups, aka the Homicidal Evil Space Chicken Reports:

Part 1: Knight of the First Crusade
Part 2: TENTACLES WHUT
Part 3: "Whoever wrote this episode should DIE!!!"
Part 4: Ho Ho Ho, Now I Has A Rocket Launcher
Part 5: The Final Apocalyptic Battle Of- Oh Hell, I Lived
Part 6: TESTICLE MONSTER. WTF.
Part 6a: An Interlude Upon The PS2
Part 7: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

Half-Life 2 write-ups:

Part 1: WELCOME TO NEWARK
Part 2: WHOA WHOA WHOA NOT THE BATMAN
Part 3: NOT YOUR GODDAMN KWISATZ HADERACH
Part 4: STUPID CHOPPER, YOU GO SQUISH NOW
Part 5: RAVENHOLDM. U SUDNT COME HERE. With bonus links to the opus of Squirrelking!
Part 6: COME BACK WITH MY CAR
Part 7: BUGS BUGS BUGS IT'S ALL BUGS
Part 8: ATTACK OF THE TOCKLAFANE
Part 9: WELCOME BACK TO NEWARK
Part 10: MAKE THE SPIDERS GO AWAY

I should have part 11 done tonight, and then after that there'll be write-ups for Episodes 1 and 2. I do, however, have a question. I bought an Xbox 360 specifically so I could play other video games without having to upgrade my PC. Right now I have three games in the queue, and I’m debating which one to go after next. Are people interested in more game write-ups?

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Let me know. Thanks!

Half-Life 2, Part 11: BIG BADA BOOM

( In which Gordon gains access to the Dark Side of the Force, but only the cool bits. )