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Dude, if you're going to use women's underwear to disguise yourselves during a convenience store robbery, I suggest you find something a little more disguising than a *thong*.

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Today may not have been the best day to go for distance on Chromia (my bike). Chromia weighs twenty-six pounds. I opted to bring my laptop in its backpack, along with my chain so that I could stop at a Starbucks if I needed a rest. The chain weighs twelve pounds and the laptop has a seventeen inch screen, so it weighs a bit. The backpack is padded and covers the entire back.

The last thermometer I saw said ninety nine degrees F.

Nevertheless I have achieved fourteen miles so far.