Nov. 8th, 2006

camwyn: (Aww doggie)
I deliberately avoided watching the election results yesterday. I thinkt he last time I actually sat down and paid attention to the results as they came in was back in my freshling year of college, November of '92, and that those of us who were watching threw peanuts at the TV whenever the wrong party reported a win. It's kind of hard to top that. Besides, ever since 2000, when days after the election I would get mocked by Italians for my country's failure to get the whole 'how did it go' question answered, the prospect of getting worked up before the polls close and the numbers are certified leaves a sour taste in my stomach. I would therefore like to issue the following blanket policy for future elections:

Unless one of the following happens to be involved in whatever election is going on, I do not want to hear about the results until at least an hour after dawn in my time zone on the next day.

- Nathan Petrelli
- Mongol hordes

That's it. Possibly but not necessarily Oliver Queen, too. Depends how good a mood I"m in that day.

On another note, the illness is generally going away. I'm still coughing badly and make a point of traveling very carefully between the train station and home to avoid disgracing myself; I don't want to be That Guy, the one who breaks down in HORK HORK HORK noises and clutches at parking meters and generally makes you wonder if it's really true that tuberculosis is making a comeback (answer: it is, but not through me). There will, however, be less coughing today. Every muscle between the hip bone and I think the second-from-bottom rib on my left side has decided it hateses us, Baggins, it hates us forever. Bending that side or tensing the muscles necessary to cough results in AUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH levels of pain, so I'm taking my advice from the old joke and not doing that. I still have to cough from time to time, but if I have any say in the matter, I'm restraining that as far as possible.

I will probably take my nasty Canadian turpentine when I get home.
camwyn: Me in a bomber jacket and jeans standing next to a green two-man North Andover Flight Academy helicopter. (OMFG)
Dear Body:

Am v. v. sorry I made 'worst roommate ever' jokes. ALso sorry for not taking more horrible Canadian turpentine to stop coughing. Also also sorry for everything else I ever did to you ever.

Now pls. let go of musculature on left side between bottom ribs and partway to hip. This hurt like hell last night. it hurt this morning. It responded okay to ibuprofen. I went for lunch and while I was on the way there OH GOD IT CAME BACK and now it won't go away. The least little bend in my posture or excessive expansion/contraction of my abdomen beyond normal breathing hurts like a mofo.

If I tore a muscle or strained a muscle or something by all that coughing I'm very sorry for it. It won't happen again. Now please let go of those muscles and let the ibuprofen work or else both of us are going to suffer.

Love,

Your humble and pathetic servant that has to sort through all the nerve impulses you get,

The brain.

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