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Nov. 8th, 2006 01:39 pmDear Body:
Am v. v. sorry I made 'worst roommate ever' jokes. ALso sorry for not taking more horrible Canadian turpentine to stop coughing. Also also sorry for everything else I ever did to you ever.
Now pls. let go of musculature on left side between bottom ribs and partway to hip. This hurt like hell last night. it hurt this morning. It responded okay to ibuprofen. I went for lunch and while I was on the way there OH GOD IT CAME BACK and now it won't go away. The least little bend in my posture or excessive expansion/contraction of my abdomen beyond normal breathing hurts like a mofo.
If I tore a muscle or strained a muscle or something by all that coughing I'm very sorry for it. It won't happen again. Now please let go of those muscles and let the ibuprofen work or else both of us are going to suffer.
Love,
Your humble and pathetic servant that has to sort through all the nerve impulses you get,
The brain.
Am v. v. sorry I made 'worst roommate ever' jokes. ALso sorry for not taking more horrible Canadian turpentine to stop coughing. Also also sorry for everything else I ever did to you ever.
Now pls. let go of musculature on left side between bottom ribs and partway to hip. This hurt like hell last night. it hurt this morning. It responded okay to ibuprofen. I went for lunch and while I was on the way there OH GOD IT CAME BACK and now it won't go away. The least little bend in my posture or excessive expansion/contraction of my abdomen beyond normal breathing hurts like a mofo.
If I tore a muscle or strained a muscle or something by all that coughing I'm very sorry for it. It won't happen again. Now please let go of those muscles and let the ibuprofen work or else both of us are going to suffer.
Love,
Your humble and pathetic servant that has to sort through all the nerve impulses you get,
The brain.