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Mr. Kerry?
Nov. 2nd, 2004 08:49 amI voted.
You can engage in cannibalism now. But only if you would've anyway.
You can engage in cannibalism now. But only if you would've anyway.
Nov. 2nd, 2004
Oh, and U.S. media outlets?
Nov. 2nd, 2004 09:10 amI voted.
This means I get to stick chewing gum in my ears and sing "LA LA LA, I AM NOT LISTENING TO YOOOOOOOOOUUU!" if you air any election-related ads in my presence. Out of courtesy I will not do this for purely get-out-the-vote stuff, but if you advertise any candidates, issues, parties, etc.? I got the Juicy Fruit RIGHT HERE, baybee.
I voted. I get to ignore you now.
Nyar.
This means I get to stick chewing gum in my ears and sing "LA LA LA, I AM NOT LISTENING TO YOOOOOOOOOUUU!" if you air any election-related ads in my presence. Out of courtesy I will not do this for purely get-out-the-vote stuff, but if you advertise any candidates, issues, parties, etc.? I got the Juicy Fruit RIGHT HERE, baybee.
I voted. I get to ignore you now.
Nyar.
New note, to TV news programs:
Nov. 2nd, 2004 03:20 pmSHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP.
I don't want to hear your exit polls. I don't want to hear you coyly congratulating yourselves on not wanting to call either guy a winner. I don't want ANY NEWS WHATSOEVER about this bloody election process until one of the following occurs:
- the results have been SIGNED and SEALED and CERTIFIED
- either George W. Bush or John Kerry has officially conceded
- or the SUN COMES UP ON NOVEMBER 3RD
- or there are kaiju. Because frankly I think New York or Washington or $MAJOR_CALIFORNIA_CITY_OF_MONSTER'S_CHOICE being attacked by a giant Japanese monster would leave me welcoming something as mundane as election Sort Of News But Not Really 'Cos It Hasn't Been Officialized Yet.
Regardless of any of the above conditions happening or not happening I really have to insist on one other thing: the words 'key battleground state' are no longer worth hearing. EVER! EVER! EVER!
... thank you.
I don't want to hear your exit polls. I don't want to hear you coyly congratulating yourselves on not wanting to call either guy a winner. I don't want ANY NEWS WHATSOEVER about this bloody election process until one of the following occurs:
- the results have been SIGNED and SEALED and CERTIFIED
- either George W. Bush or John Kerry has officially conceded
- or the SUN COMES UP ON NOVEMBER 3RD
- or there are kaiju. Because frankly I think New York or Washington or $MAJOR_CALIFORNIA_CITY_OF_MONSTER'S_CHOICE being attacked by a giant Japanese monster would leave me welcoming something as mundane as election Sort Of News But Not Really 'Cos It Hasn't Been Officialized Yet.
Regardless of any of the above conditions happening or not happening I really have to insist on one other thing: the words 'key battleground state' are no longer worth hearing. EVER! EVER! EVER!
... thank you.