What the hell, let's do it again. Iron Author round 2.

I've got the next chapter of Hellblazer: Hogwarts under way, but work is driving me crazy lately and I can't keep my attention span on much. Give me something new and funky to work on. Let's play Iron Author. If you've been around for the first rounds, you know the drill. If not, this is a common writing exercise, inspired by cadhla and suitably adapted.

You can have ( fanfic )

Unlike stakebait I am not proficient in poetry, so you're not gettin' any.

On the other hand, you're free to ask for ( original fiction )

Afterwards I'll do up a post or two with links to each comment, so people don't have to wade through the threads to find them.

I would prefer not to repeat anything from last round, so if you challenged before, come up with something new. I will, however, be doing whobunkyboo's request from LAST round just as soon as I can get in a bit of a reread on Small Gods.

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http://www.livejournal.com/users/camwyn/377927.html?thread=1310023#t1310023 - for inverseparadox - pipeweed farmer in a crisis.
http://www.livejournal.com/users/camwyn/377927.html?thread=1312071#t1312071 - for sarekofvulcan - Shrek and Donkey magically transported to Disneyworld.