camwyn: Me in a bomber jacket and jeans standing next to a green two-man North Andover Flight Academy helicopter. (gordon done got bitchez)
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Dear spammer:

I realize you are probably doing it to try and get around spam detection algorithms, but your formatting creeps me out. You italicize random syllables, strikethrough or underline individual letters, and color different portions of the text at random. Combine this with the oddly stilted word choice of your sentences, and you don't come off sounding like a temptingly attractive foreigner trying to lure someone to look at their smutty pictures. You come off sounding like the G-man.

I am not going to check your own non-public pics. I might go looking for you with a crowbar, though. Please stop.

Thanks.

Date: 2011-04-15 02:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] antepathy.livejournal.com
....are you getting porn spammed by GLaDOS? O_O

Date: 2011-04-15 03:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] leeshajoy.livejournal.com
Or possibly Delirium of the Endless.

Honestly, do spammers really expect the recipient to buy anything from an advertisement that looks like a ransom note thrown together by an illiterate Rhesus monkey? What the hell is the point?

Date: 2011-04-15 04:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lots42.livejournal.com
Their target market is dumb people. Like those who fall for banner ads saying 'Click here,your computer is infecfted!' Typos done on purpse.

Date: 2011-04-15 05:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] duane-kc.livejournal.com
Good crowbars can be had at Ace Hardware. I own two. Just sayin'.

Date: 2011-04-15 06:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ebony14.livejournal.com
MiSTeR FReeMaN, cAN i TEll YOU aBoUT tHiS banK in NiGERiA?

Great topic :)

Date: 2011-04-19 07:26 pm (UTC)
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