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[camwyn]

My office started using SeamlessWeb for lunch ordering, since being fed by the company is part of our compensation package (it lets the traders not have to break off and hunt for sustenance or something).

I have swallowed twenty-four ounces of Mountain Dew this morning and I still thought the menu offered 'Crispy Human Calamari'. It did not help that the next line included the words 'tongue' and 'tripe'.

.... I'mma get tofu.

Comments

[gehayi.livejournal.com]

"Crispy Human Calamari"? That sounds like it should be marketed by Hannibal Lecter.

[lots42.livejournal.com]

Lecter's not the time to go for crispy. Maybe medium well at most.

[akawil]

My favorite example of a T9 texting typo is the person who texted that they liked visiting New Orleans "so they could eat human".

Should have been "gumbo".

[silveraspen]

... I still can't figure out what it's SUPPOSED to be.

(Need more coffee.)

[camwyn]

Hunan. It's a Chinese restaurant.

[ymfaery]

Calamari is prepared by (Chinese) region now? >.>a

(Although what I find funny is that Hunan is not exactly a coastal province. XD)

[lots42.livejournal.com]

The fact that there exists a menu option that pushes tongue as a POSITIVE point blows my mind.