Woo! Fax time!
Sep. 13th, 2002 09:24 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
camwynIn the words of good old Homer Simpson: "Stupid bug! You go squish now."
The bug is MR. JONATHAN (JOHN) AUDU, or possibly MR. THOMAS MBEKI, because he used both names.
The stupid part is because he contacted me twice in the course of a twelve-hour span, using two different letters and two different names about two different foreigners working for two different corporations, one in Nigeria, one in South Africa. One died in a 'ghastly' car accident, the other in a mere 'car accident'. I'm kind of wondering if they supposedly smacked into each other, that'd at least be entertaining.
At stake: $25,000,000 USD of foreigner money, since the people in the emails died without leaving wills.
http://www.secretservice.gov/alert419.shtml - know it, love it, use it.
Silly man. Silly, silly, stupid man. You go squish now.
Today's pulp survival tip is #47. Never drink anything whose source you haven't verified. If possible, never drink from anything except your own canteen.
The bug is MR. JONATHAN (JOHN) AUDU, or possibly MR. THOMAS MBEKI, because he used both names.
The stupid part is because he contacted me twice in the course of a twelve-hour span, using two different letters and two different names about two different foreigners working for two different corporations, one in Nigeria, one in South Africa. One died in a 'ghastly' car accident, the other in a mere 'car accident'. I'm kind of wondering if they supposedly smacked into each other, that'd at least be entertaining.
At stake: $25,000,000 USD of foreigner money, since the people in the emails died without leaving wills.
http://www.secretservice.gov/alert419.shtml - know it, love it, use it.
Silly man. Silly, silly, stupid man. You go squish now.
Today's pulp survival tip is #47. Never drink anything whose source you haven't verified. If possible, never drink from anything except your own canteen.
