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[camwyn]

THE LAWYER STARTED READING FROM THE DICTIONARY TODAY

WHYYYYYYYYYYY

Comments

[maps-or-guitars.livejournal.com]

lolwhut

[ymfaery]

OED, American Heritage, or other?

[camwyn]

Merriam-Webster. Fortunately the other lawyer objected pretty quickly.

[ymfaery]

I just thought it'd be hilarious if the lawyer had to drag in the (concise) multi-volume OED.

[caira.livejournal.com]

And then get confused about why the etymology section's so long.

[sdelmonte]

Dear lord, you stumbled in on a road show production of Mister Smith Goes to Washington.

[camwyn]

Except STUPID.

[drharper.livejournal.com]

That's what I was thinking. Is this a trial or a congressional fillibuster?

I'm looking forward to when you can talk about this circus, Cam. Though your rant about how stupid it was is sure to be more entertaining for us than experiencing it is for you.

[pandoras-closet.livejournal.com]

Let me distract you, Camwyn, and, at the same time, hurt Epona's brain (a favorite hobby =D)

From my friend Sara, I bring you four words to haunt your dreams: Pretty Soldier Sailor Ratchet.

If you feel the need to scream, please do so.

Also, if that weren't enough, consider this: My friend's film professor does not know the word dystopia.

Again, if you feel the need to scream, please, feel free.

[camwyn]

Yes, well-

The general OOC silliness community of one of the games I play at beat you to it.

There is also this link, whose URL speaks for itself:

http://blog.costumecraze.com/2010/01/new-sexy-transformers-costumes

So.

[lilpocketninja.livejournal.com]

SOMEONE graduated from the arguing on the internet school of law. FU for short.

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

Wait. What? Is he trying to filibuster? If so, wrong place.

[camwyn]

No, no, just trying to define a word- but the judge basically yelled at him for it.

[mephron]

Reading something specific to clarify or just rambling?

[camwyn]

Something specific. It was just... what the hell, man, what the hell.

[purplekitte.livejournal.com]

I now I am insanely curious for after the trial is over exactly which word it was that was so vitally important in definition.

[dragonwhishes.livejournal.com]

... oh man.

[vivien]

Oh my God, Cam, this is the worst jury trial ever. I am so sorry you have to endure the madness.

[jothra]

The world is getting its revenge for the SAN loss, Cam.