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[camwyn]

I will be working on my Wolfenstein review later tonight, possibly alongside my next Rise of the Fallen stuff for milliways_bar. But for now, please enjoy my rendition of The Second Half Of Last Night's Game Of Halo: Combat Evolved, Which Camwyn Is Attempting To Play Through For The First Time Ever.

HOW THE HELL DO I GET OUT OF HERE
SERIOUSLY, MY OBJECTIVE IS ‘ESCAPE!’
OH SHIT I JUST FELL DOWN TO THE LEVEL I WAS TRYING TO BYPASS
HAVE I BEEN THIS WAY YET, I DON’T KNOW
SINCE WHEN DO THE INFECTION FORMS HAVE GUNS
OH GOD I HAVE BEEN THIS WAY ALREADY
WHY CAN’T I JUMP UP ON THE BOX, SERIOUSLY
DAMMIT THERE’S A WHOLE SWARM OF RED DOTS BEHIND ME ON MY RADAR
WOULD IT KILL THEM TO PUT A DESTINATION ARROW ON THE GODDAMN RADAR
OH GOD THE INFECTION FORMS HAVE GRENADES NOW TOO
I DON’T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I SAW A SAVE POINT
OH THANK GOD THE ELEVATOR
OH CHRIST THEY FOLLOWED ME ON BOARD
YAY LIVE MARINES
BOO JUNGLE
WTF TELEPO- oh hai 343 Guilty Spark.


... thenk yew.

Comments

[kyburg.livejournal.com]

I die well, and often. It is my only superpower when it comes to video games.

[slarti.livejournal.com]

hahaha

Although oh god, this means you're next up for "The Library." Uh, stay strong and try to endure, 'cause The Library is a long and winding road of suck. Once you get through it, though, you'll end up back in the sorts of environments you're already familiar with, only in reverse order and with Flood instead of Covenant.

[the_croupier]

Yup, that sounds about right.

[camwyn]

Just finished "The Library". If I never see another bangbag again it'll be too soon.

Also, I spent a lot of the level wanting to suckerpunch 343 Guilty Spark. Not for what was going to happen at the end of the level- I knew that part already- but for RUNNING OFF AND LEAVING ME TO GO COMPLETELY THE WRONG WAY. Genius, my shiny green metal clad ass.

[slarti.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure most people blow at least one magazine of ammo shooting at Spark at some point in The Library, not even caring if it has any chance of hurting him, just because he's so very annoying.

[feasco.livejournal.com]

This. Pretty much all of this. Additionally, this.