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There's a server that died over the weekend. We're working on reviving it. It is not cooperating.

The last time I heard noises like the ones the fan is making, I said, "Oh, so THAT'S why they call the Covenant single person fighters 'Banshees'."

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I will be working on my Wolfenstein review later tonight, possibly alongside my next Rise of the Fallen stuff for milliways_bar. But for now, please enjoy my rendition of The Second Half Of Last Night's Game Of Halo: Combat Evolved, Which Camwyn Is Attempting To Play Through For The First Time Ever.

HOW THE HELL DO I GET OUT OF HERE
SERIOUSLY, MY OBJECTIVE IS ‘ESCAPE!’
OH SHIT I JUST FELL DOWN TO THE LEVEL I WAS TRYING TO BYPASS
HAVE I BEEN THIS WAY YET, I DON’T KNOW
SINCE WHEN DO THE INFECTION FORMS HAVE GUNS
OH GOD I HAVE BEEN THIS WAY ALREADY
WHY CAN’T I JUMP UP ON THE BOX, SERIOUSLY
DAMMIT THERE’S A WHOLE SWARM OF RED DOTS BEHIND ME ON MY RADAR
WOULD IT KILL THEM TO PUT A DESTINATION ARROW ON THE GODDAMN RADAR
OH GOD THE INFECTION FORMS HAVE GRENADES NOW TOO
I DON’T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I SAW A SAVE POINT
OH THANK GOD THE ELEVATOR
OH CHRIST THEY FOLLOWED ME ON BOARD
YAY LIVE MARINES
BOO JUNGLE
WTF TELEPO- oh hai 343 Guilty Spark.


... thenk yew.