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[camwyn]

Dear Spamtards:

If I ever find out who you are or where you live, I will go to the nearest animal shelter and collect samples from the largest, most incontinent St. Bernards I can find, put them in bags, deposit the bags on your doorstep, and set them on fire. I may perhaps write 'help me download this great program for free!!!' across the bags first, given that that seems to be your current theme of choice in anonymously tagging posts several years old.

I don't know which is more annoying, the repetitive nature of this bilge, the illegal nature of this bilge, or the fact that it's ludicrously semi-literate at best. Honestly, I've known avocados with a greater command of the English language than you.

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[lilpocketninja.livejournal.com]

...Oh, dear. D:

[zwol.livejournal.com]

I'd be more peeved if I'd gotten more than one copy of it, but I actually found it rather funny, because it was so meta. "Please help me pirate this program for breaking CAPTCHAs so I can continue to create throwaway accounts and send more spam!" How about no? Is no good for you?

[camwyn]

I get these tags in my RP journals, usually on posts around 2004 or 2005, and since I have a lot of RP journals that I haven't used in a while it means I routinely get five or six of these idiot tags. Hence the desire to visit animal shelters.

[zwol.livejournal.com]

I suspected as much. I really wish LJ had a way to disable new comments on entries without also hiding all old comments. Maybe Dreamwidth can be persuaded to add such a thing.

[leeshajoy.livejournal.com]

What truly terrifies me is the thought that someone, somewhere, actually purchases things advertised in spam.