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[camwyn]

There were ninja turtles in the lobby of my building this morning. The FOX News building. Not in the gladhanding show-off-for-the-public area in front of the security desk, either, but in the area where you go to take an elevator to floors 12 through 22. All four ninja turtles. Looked like the cartoon costumes.

Ya-huh.

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[ebony14.livejournal.com]

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[jeditigger.livejournal.com]

Only one thing to say to that.

DUDE.

[autographedcat.livejournal.com]

I think they're going to do a new political roundtable show. Sort of like Hannity and Combes, but, yknow, with turtles.

[camwyn]

... dude, I'd watch that. Especially if people got hit with nunchuks.

[ebony14.livejournal.com]

It wouldn't end well. Mike would quote SNL's Point/Counterpoint line* at Raph, Raph would go ballistic and try the beat the crap out of Mike, Leo would try to intervene, and Donnie would end up sighing and shaking his head. Violence would ensue, cameras would be knocked over, and we'd end up going to commercial or have the "Experiencing Technical Difficulties, Please Stand By" placard up for the rest of the hour.

* ("Jane, you ignorant slut.")

[whisper2ascream.livejournal.com]

and then the secret feed would be posted to YouTube.

[ebony14.livejournal.com]

Thanks to Donatello, yes.

[agoodshinkickin.livejournal.com]

The Shell-abration has begun.
*hides*

[whisper2ascream.livejournal.com]

Ok, but why Fox news?

Unless they have an appt with O'Reilly for ninja fun and beatdowns.

[mephron]

I would pay money to watch the Turtles beat the absolute unprecedented utter SHIT out of Bill O'Reilly and Glenn 'The Weeping Ape' Beck.

[whisper2ascream.livejournal.com]

Oh definitely. Hell that's quality pay per view!

[lilpocketninja.livejournal.com]

This mental image has made my day 9001% better.

[batyatoon]

Hell, I'd pay money just to watch the Turtles insult them.

[aduial-peredhel.livejournal.com]

Ooookay...

[amrin-20012002.livejournal.com]

First there was the mysteriously appearing crowbar, and now there are ninja turtles in the lobby of your office? Milliways must be trying to insert itself into your real life. ;-)