I SWEAR ON MY EYES I DID NOT MAKE THIS UP.

[camwyn]

"It's a miracle!" McKinney repeatedly shouted Tuesday when she saw the cloned Boogers for which she paid $50,000.

.... okay, Booger is a dog's name. BUT STILL.

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The drunken college student in my head just did a Beavis and Butthead:

"Whoa. Hey Butthead, they're, like, cloning Boogers!"
"Huh huh huh. COOL."

[kaikias.livejournal.com]

*dead from Boogers*

[dragonwhishes.livejournal.com]

... I had to do a double take at the 'boogers' part. Then it clicked, and I clicked the link and saw pics of cute puppies.