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[camwyn]

That poor, poor penguin.

Also those poor, poor scientists. Can you imagine being the first one to realize exactly what the fur seal was really trying to do to the penguin after all?

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[ebony14.livejournal.com]

Seals shouldn't let seals beergoggle.

"Hey ... hic ... she's cute. I'd do her...."

"That's a penguin, Frank."

[skyshark.livejournal.com]

It's the tux. Seals wear fur coats 24/7, the little fashionistas. They cannot resist the tux.

[ebony14.livejournal.com]

Either that, or they've got a thing for nuns.

[fuchsoid.livejournal.com]

Ulp! At the risk of setting off a tidal wave of zoological filth, might I point you towards this? (http://education.guardian.co.uk/higher/research/story/0,9865,1432991,00.html)

[camwyn]

Oh, I've seen that one before.

[adiva_calandia]

. . . "Homosexual duck necrophilia."

Having seen, I cannot unsee. Holy hell.

[lienne.livejournal.com]

...thank you for that delightful summation. Now I know not to click the link. XD

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

I echo this sentiment.

[skyshark.livejournal.com]

Why the seal attempted to have sex with the penguin is unclear.

This is my favorite line.

I also like the way they describe animal homosexual behavior as a juvenile mistake only. Uh, no, persists throughout life along a wide continuum.

[camwyn]

Indeed. The good people of the Central Park Zoo can tell you all about that.

[dragonwhishes.livejournal.com]

"Holy God! That seal is trying to kill that penguin!"

"... you know, Rob... for some reason, it kind of looks like it's -"

"... oh my god, you're right."

[camwyn]

The first cetologists to witness orcas mating honestly thought they were looking at some kind of ferocious territorial battle, because it really resembled the two whales trying to kill each other. Then someone got a really good look.

[dragonwhishes.livejournal.com]

That must have been awkward, saying that they were the first people to see whales doin' the deed.

[silentorphan.livejournal.com]

I'm surprised that the penguin survived after being smothered beneath a hundred kilos of seal.

[ymfaery]

Maybe the penguin had really good breath control?