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[camwyn]

GIP. Gotta love prehistoric armored giant doomfrogs with teeth.

There are healthy newborn full-term human babies smaller than this thing.

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[vivian-shaw.livejournal.com]

Argh, wouldn't that mean "lord of the frogs" not "devilfrog"?

In addition, that thing scares the shit out of me.

[camwyn]

Oh yes- personally I think that's still a great name- I'm just going to call it the DOOMFROG and avoid the mixed-up naming altogether.

[vivian-shaw.livejournal.com]

DOOMFROG it is.

Dude, I want a doomfrog. I wouldn't need a taser if I had a doomfrog.

[camwyn]

As a friend of mine put it last night when we were discussing the thing:

"Dingoes could eat your baby and TOTALLY REPLACE IT WITH THAT FROG."

[vivian-shaw.livejournal.com]

Imagine it climbing into bed with you. Pulling a little cart around. Biting the ankles of the mailman.

[camwyn]

"Where's the remote control?"

*BRAAAAAP*

"I think Squishy ate it."

[valles-uf.livejournal.com]

I'm imagining the onomatapeia for one of these things hopping.

Rather than 'Plup plup plup' like, say, your generic woods toad or 'boing~!' like a spring peeper in a hurry it'd go...

um...

'hu-FLWAPT... hu-FLWAPT...'

Though seriously speaking I'd expect it to crawl any time it was out on land.

[cadhla.livejournal.com]

...that makes me so happy.

[camwyn]

Somehow, I kind of thought it might.

[tundra-no-caps.livejournal.com]

Cutesy.

[the-reda.livejournal.com]

That thing is so showing up in our next DnD campaign.

Devil Frog, 2D6 Damage plus 1D3 per round poison damage