Huh.

[camwyn]

Your Score: Bass

(66% dark & bitter, 33% working class, 100% genuine)

So the deal with this test is that each taker, based on his or her scores, is assigned a beer that fits their personality (Corona, Bud Select, and so on), and along with the personality description, there's a poster or an ad for that beer. As you can imagine, most of the images feature booty models, sports cars, or, maybe even more depressing, retro kitsch.


It's a testament to Bass Ale, and therefore to YOU, that when I went to look for ads for Bass, all I found was this. An ad from 1937. Bass is legit, and if your scores are true, so are you. I tip my glass to that.


Personality-wise, you have refined tastes (after all, Bass is kind of expensive), but you know how to savor what you get. Your personality isn't exactly bubbly, but you're well-liked by your close circle of friends. Your sense of humor is rather dark, but that's just another way to say sophisticated, right? Cheers.

Link: The If You Were A Beer Test written by gwendolynbooks on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test

.... what gets me is that I've been playing Bass as milkbonesoldier's favourite beer.

Comments

[maps-or-guitars.livejournal.com]

Grrr. Stoopid thing says I'm Killian's Red. 'Puter's sayin' I'm a Poseur.
Tch.

[ouatic-7.livejournal.com]

I got Boddington's which my husband used to drink and also featured in Hong Kong movie with Latin American villains (unfortunately, I don't remember more than that)

That may be the beer I will come back as but my preferred beer to drink is Dos Equis Amber.

[the_croupier]

I just get "Microbrew." WTF? They can't even break that down into a brand?

[james-the-evil1.livejournal.com]

Hmmm

Your Score: Guinness

Okay, we all know Guinness is the best possible score on any "What Kind Of Beer Are You" test, so you can just go on and pat yourself on the back now. Like the world's most famous brew, you're genuine, you've got good taste, and you're sophisticated. What else can I say, except congratulations?

If your friends didn't score the same way, get ready for them to say: Guinness is too heavy; it's an acquired taste; it's too serious--and they probably think those things about you at times. But just brush 'em off. Everybody knows Guinness is the best. Cheers.

[almightyhat.livejournal.com]

... I am reminded of a song.

Come all you brave drinkers, give an ear to my tale
And I'll sing you in praise of our landlord's good ale
It is ale, stout, and porter on which we rely
Give me a full tankard, I'll drink it dry!
I'll drink it dry! I'll drink it dry!
Give me a full tankard, I'll drink it dry!

Bass Ale, Bass Ale, it is all our delight
The ale it is brown and the foam it is white
The tapsters are ready to fill up your cup
So buy some Bass Ale and drink it up!
And drink it up! And drink it up!
So buy some Bass Ale and drink it up!

It goes on.

But that is the point.