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[camwyn]

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Zombie Master. You scored 71% survivability and 57% kickass-ability!

You were born for z-day. Not only will you be killing zombies left and right, but you will be leading the other survivors. You will be the one making decisions and the person who is looked to for advice. Congratulations.

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 99% on survivability You scored higher than 99% on kickass-ability

Link: The Non-lame Zombie Survival Test written by jesmanpokeyfun on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Comments

[batyatoon]

Color me unsurprised.

[camwyn]

I just wish I didn't have to admit that strategically, my home location is crap. The peninsula Jersey City is on has plenty of routes off it- if you're in a car. If people are fleeing the city on Z-Day, all the major routes to the mainland are suicide; even if I got myself a car beforehand (the last Zipcar reservation in Jersey City goes to me in the event of a zombie attack, thank you), I'd be trapped on the way out by the traffic. My safest bet for escaping an infected NYC is to hope the zeds hit Manhattan, Long Island or the Bronx first and make like a bandit for Bayonne. It's a ten mile haul but there is a pedestrian walkway over the Bayonne Bridge to Staten Island, and if I beat the National Guardly types I think I can make it to the Goethals from the Bayonne Bridge relatively quickly and get onto the mainland in the vicinity of Elizabeth. From there it's gonna be kind of a pisser, but I'd really rather have the Hudson and the Newark Bay between me and the site of the eruption.

Mind you, if the initial outbreak is on the mainland and spreads eastward (or if the zeds make it to the Verazzano from the Brooklyn end before I get to Bayonne) I"m a bit screwed, but I think I might be able to steal a boat without too much difficulty. Assuming I start from home, I can make it to the Jersey City docks and get a boat started before the owners have time to show up or before the dock owners have time to lock down the premises. Alternatively, there's a boathouse in Hoboken with kayaks, but the Holland TUnnel traffic is in the way. Not cool.

[chn-breathmint.livejournal.com]

I got 99% on both survivability and buttkick. Is it the whole guns thing?

- Mel

[chn-breathmint.livejournal.com]

Egh, read it wrong. I guess we're both in the 1% of humanity who will be okay, though.

- Mel

[camwyn]

Fine with me. I have a number of people who'll probably be looking for me the day after the apocalypse anyway. I'll keep an eye out for you.

[wheeker.livejournal.com]

Get. Love 'em or hate 'em. There's really no in between.

TPQ

[camwyn]

It all depends on finding the right one, doesn't it?

[wheeker.livejournal.com]

Absolutely.

TPQ

[drharper.livejournal.com]

*grins*

Count me in the 1%, too. And grandmother thought my obsessive reading of scifi was unhealthy. :D

[camwyn]

Entirely possible. Although the bar graphs at the bottom that say 'scored higher than' are meaningless, as they only track you compared to other people and most of the time (on other quizzes via this service) they don't seem to reflect anything.

[dragonwhishes.livejournal.com]

Thingie says I'm gonna make it, which makes me feel very happy. Personally, I figure this is assuming my body doesn't do something awful to me while fighting zombies.

[kelathefinn.livejournal.com]

Well, following the usual B-scifi-flick script, (target audience is teens, so head for the highschool, etc.), I came out in the 1% survivors, too. I'll look for you when the shooting stops, Camwyn.