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[camwyn]

mephron, I'd say I don't love you any more except that last night's discovery left me and Danii shrieking with horrified laughter for an hour when we weren't making incoherent, spluttery comments about MANLIEST DAMN C-SECTION EVER and CAN I GET YOU A MUUMUU. So... since Danii was the one who found it, and since I never actually had to read it because she was just throwing the critical bits my direction, and since those synapses that sacrificed themselves for the sake of my SAN roll produced such a psychologically healthy defence mechanism? You're forgiven.

For those of you just joining the game, last night we found a piece of Dog Soldiers mpreg fanfiction whose existence mephron had told us about.

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[innerbrat]

...

[camwyn]

Yeah.

mephron had refused to tell me where it was archived on the grounds that I'd find it, read it, and then kill him- but Danii and I foundi t anyway. And I was up until three AM because I was giggling too hard to lug myself up the stairs to my bed.

[innerbrat]

Are you going to link or just leave me hanging?

I'm honeslty not sure which one I'd prefer.

[camwyn]

I don't actually have the link. Danii found it for me. I didn't want it on my computer and I never actually read the fic; she just read the critical bits to me.

I can whitetext the important points to you if you like, and then it'll be your choice how much to highlight or not. UP to you.

[innerbrat]

*ponders this. Ponders it a lot.*


*highlights the entire post just in case*

You know, I think it's just enough to know the fic exists.

[camwyn]

Fair enough.

For the record, I don't get mpreg, and if I were to write any sort of slash whatsoever for that movie (which I probably wouldn't, since I don't write slash in general), it would

a) all take place before the movie started because HELLO, NO TIME IN CANON, PEOPLE DYING HERE and
b) make sense.

[innerbrat]

That comment's just convinvced me that the whole mpreg fic thing takes place during canon.

So my brane (which has told me the characters in question are Spoon by Joe) has shagging in the first scene, morning sickness at the cow, running away from werewolves with a steadily increasing bulge, then finally an emergency C-section on the kitchen table, seeing as how the bed's been pulled through a window.

It really disturbs me that I think I need an mpreg icon. Have a character that had canonical mpreg instead.

[camwyn]

First line is correct. As for the rest of it, your brane is wrong.

[tundra-no-caps.livejournal.com]

Oh come on, just post it.

[camwyn]

No, seriously, I don't have the link. Sorry, mate.

[innerbrat]

How? How have they got time for preg fic over two days?

Or don't I want to know?

[tundra-no-caps.livejournal.com]

Then have your friend copy/paste it...

...onto this very journal! :)

P.S. It refers to the story in full.

[camwyn]

You would be happier not knowing.

[innerbrat]

Right. I'm thinking I agree with you.

[mephron]

I note I found a mention of it, and then just mentioned it to you.

Frankly, I thought it was suitable commentary, considering some of your sins, madamoiselle She Who Ponders All With Tentacles.

[camwyn]

It's five chapters long. Not gonna happen.

[mm_madb]

Oh, thank GOD.

[camwyn]

madamoiselle She Who Ponders All With Tentacles

Guilty as charged.

Just be glad in the knowledge that you brought a full hour's worth of laughter into the world, even if the Manliest Damn C-Section Ever doesn't seem to have actually taken place.

[tundra-no-caps.livejournal.com]

You can always edit it onto your LJ behind a cut!

[sff-corgi.livejournal.com]

*blink*

*blinkblink*

...yeah, something I just don't get. Thankfully.