mephron, I'd say I don't love you any more except that last night's discovery left me and Danii shrieking with horrified laughter for an
hour when we weren't making incoherent, spluttery comments about MANLIEST DAMN C-SECTION EVER and CAN I GET YOU A MUUMUU. So... since Danii was the one who found it, and since I never actually had to read it because she was just throwing the critical bits my direction, and since those synapses that sacrificed themselves for the sake of my SAN roll produced such a psychologically healthy defence mechanism? You're forgiven.
For those of you just joining the game, last night we found a piece of
Dog Soldiers mpreg fanfiction whose existence
mephron had told us about.