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[camwyn]

I'm awake. I'm at work. I'm doing my job. Pls to not be making me go to the meetings without the warning... okay, okay, I had the warning, I've known about this meeting since last week, but being reminded of it by a cheerful phone call from an overenthusiastic consultant who's going to be there and wanted to let me know he was on his way in is not a good thing, to my mind. Neither is the constant passage of people behind me to get at the accounting archives, because they are BEHIND ME. Nor is "Oh, I'm going to bother you today..." while I'm working on a software install.

Shut up, all of you. I have to come into the office tomorrow and get the server cabinet rewired and an IP-based KVM switch installed. Let me have a slow morning otherwise.

Please?

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[cak-danii.livejournal.com]

*hugs*

[camwyn]

New rule people: if I have had my butt in my chair for less than fifteen seconds, or if I have not yet hung up my coat, do not interrupt me for OMGHELPNOOOOOOOOOW for anything less than a) smoke coming out of the server room or b) Gojira.

[cak-danii.livejournal.com]

What about Mothra?

[camwyn]

Mothra's never been documented as considering New York City a target. Gojira's gone after New York more than once in his variant forms of canon. Mothra is an insufficiently urgent threat to warrant breaking the fifteen second rule.

King Ghidorah counts as more than Gojira, rather than less, and therefore warrants breaking the fifteen second rule.

[cak-danii.livejournal.com]

What about this thing (http://www.amazingben.com/arf0012.html)?

Also, if you get out sufficiently early, care to meet up at the Outback for dinner? My treat.

[camwyn]

I've seen clips of that in action. For the Watermelon Monster, people don't even have to ASK. I won't bother taking my coat off.

... I could go for that, sure. mmmmm dead cow.

[from-topside.livejournal.com]

I should be out around 5:30? I'll meet you there.

[camwyn]

Works for me.

[silveraspen]

Good luck with that. *sends a tiny army of controllable Daleks to stand between you and the rest of the world*

[mm_madb]

Hoooboy. Um. Tea?

[camwyn]

Eh, I'll be fine. But thank you anyway.

[mm_madb]

You're welcome.

Unfortunately due to a combination of "wrong side of country to serve as distraction" and "addiction" tea is the only help I can think to offer.

[camwyn]

It's okay. I got one of my cans of Jolt Blue out and it's all good. Mmm, glycerol ester of wood rosin.

[mm_madb]

...Just seeing that causes shivers to run down my spine.

[camwyn]

It saddens me, however, that this does not contain one of the other ingredients of Mountain Dew: brominated vegetable oil. mmmmmbromination.

[mm_madb]

...
...
It is comments like that which make me remember why I don't drink soda anymore.

[camwyn]

What? No love for FD&C Blue No. 1?

[mm_madb]

Well, mostly no love for carbonation. I gave soda up for Lent in...1991? And the amount of time I spent sick went down significantly. This included all carbonated drinks (like carbonated water and such?) and I haven't looked back.

[camwyn]

Gotcha. I don't actually drink very much soda- I don't have any at home, ever, and at work I'm more prone to seltzer and iced tea than anything else- but for Jolt I"ll make an exception.

[mm_madb]

My sister only drinks Bawls, so. *beamity* I've never actually had Jolt.

[drharper.livejournal.com]

Damn, I wanted to offer you mini!Daleks. How about a horde of DRD's equipped with laser drills?