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[camwyn]

In the tradition of Doable New Year's Resolutions for 2006 and Doable New Year's Resolutions for 2005, I present:

DOABLE NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS FOR 2007

1. I will not drill all the way through the Earth's crust.
2. I will not attempt to get any heavenly bodies named either 'Mondas' or 'Yuggoth'.
3. I will not bite any radioactive spiders.
4. I will not open a hog farm.
5. I will not name any computer hardware after John Galt.
6. I will turn quite a lot of oxygen into carbon dioxide.
7. I will not contract any haemorrhagic fevers.
8. I will not violate any no-fly zones.
9. I will not crush any of my neighbours, see them driven before me, or hear the lamentations of their women, unless their women are lamenting at least as loud as their stereo system.
10. I will drink tea.

MODERATELY DOABLE (AT BEST) RESOLUTION:

1. I will not sell out the planet to the Daleks.

Comments

[camwyn]

Because wow do the people of New York get on my nerve sometimes.

[spritelord.livejournal.com]

And the Daleks do have such a convincing manner.

[slarti.livejournal.com]

Dalek Sek is, indeed, a consummate diplomat.

("THIS IS NOT WAR. THIS IS PEST CONTROL.")