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Subject: Who is Jayne, really?


Everyone knows Jayne… she’s that funny, happy and sometimes sassy woman that everyone seems to like. She’s a little mischievous, not very shy, often opinionated, and consistently entertaining.

Jayne talks to adult women the way adult women talk to each other.

She’s more likely to make friends by telling them not just what they want to hear (though she’s very good at that), but what they need to hear. And her friends love her for it. She’s sweet, loyal, never mean, and always honest, which means that women trust her.

And what more can you ask for in a friend?

Want to hear Jayne in action? It’s right here on [SOME SPAMMER NETWORK OR OTHER]! Want to hear Jayne in action? It’s right here! Click here and you can hear Jayne - FM now. Choose the audio player that is on your machine and chill out.

Jayne is a VARIETY HITS radio station that targets Women 25-49. As you can hear from our music, Jayne is safe, but she is never boring. Jayne uses an exceptional mix of familiar hit music and surprisingly witty imaging to attract women who want a radio station built for them.

Jayne-FM is now the most sought after radio format in America and [US SPAMMY PEOPLE] was pleased to be chosen to stream the radio format to radio stations around the country.

New music and tighter production coupled with very adult female content makes Jayne-FM the perfect soccer mom music companion. Jayne is a real Long Island soccer mom and to answer so many of your inquiries, Jayne is not [THEY PUT SOME NAME HERE, BUT IT WASN'T ADAM BALDWIN].


Wuh. I'd forgotten the spelling was a girl's name too.

Date: 2006-11-01 02:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pelogrande.livejournal.com
Are you sure? Because I swear I remember something about robbing from the rich and giving to the poor, and I don't see them mentioning that anywhere. And they definitely didn't mention any hats.

Date: 2006-11-01 02:21 pm (UTC)
ext_14419: the mouse that wants Arthur's brain (Default)
From: [identity profile] derien.livejournal.com
Yeah. Isn't "Jayne's" the magazine I see the guys I work with checking out for the newest guns? I thought Jayne must be an assassin. Soccer mom just doesn't seem to fit with flamethrower. But that would be cool.

Date: 2006-11-01 03:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hugh-mannity.livejournal.com
That would be "Jane" as in Jane's Defence Weekly (http://jdw.janes.com/public/jdw/index.shtml)

Date: 2006-11-01 03:30 pm (UTC)
ext_14419: the mouse that wants Arthur's brain (Default)
From: [identity profile] derien.livejournal.com
Oh, of course.

Date: 2006-11-01 03:04 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] batyatoon
... brain splody now.

Date: 2006-11-01 05:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pandoras-closet.livejournal.com
I saw Jayne and started thinking Firefly.

Date: 2006-11-01 07:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] veedub.livejournal.com
i see "Jayne" and think "Mansfield."

but i'm old like that...

Jayne FM

Date: 2007-03-06 03:16 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
And she rocks like a hurricane. I love Jayne-FM.

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