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[camwyn]

Dear opposing lawyers:

I hope your doctor tells you that that discolouration on your arm is probably nothing, but just to be sure, he's going to need you to pluck out every single hair on your arm that matches HTML color code #333300 and submit them all to him, individually taped to index cards, for examination.

I hate archival searches. Also false positives.

Comments

[condotierre.livejournal.com]

*sends the attack yaks your way, and some Nair to throw at the necessary parties*

Argh

[argonautilus.livejournal.com]

May I not be one of those lawyers!

Re: Argh

[camwyn]

Not unless you're involved in a lawsuit that involves demanding I produce every email in the archives of six particular people containing the word 'premier' for as far back as our records go, no.