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[camwyn]

This was part of a 2003 article on how optical mice were about to totally take over the world from mice with balls. It made my eye twitch just a bit. Y'all on the Dark Tower side of things will know why.

"The only real conclusion to draw from them is that the new sensor should be faster and more precise. So we put it to a very stringent test using the most advanced measuring technique in the world: the hand of a crazy Quaker. Just like Logitech, I can scientifically prove to you that the hand of our local champion Roland has a faculty for acceleration (g), speed (m/s) and precision (msi or move/ stop per inch) much greater than any other. The hand of Roland beats mine hollow every time we play at Unreal Tournament."

"The verdict of our test hand is final. The new MX sensor is faster and more precise. For responsiveness, lag and speed, it cannot, it's true, catch out Roland's weapon."

His hand. Uh huh.

Comments

[jezrana.livejournal.com]

*solemn* Roland obviously plays Quake with his mind.

[lwood.livejournal.com]

Roland would only play Quake, however, if it became necessary to do so to reach the Tower or--if in the right part of his cycle--to preserve his ka-tet.

Otherwise, he'd get all Elvis on the monitor with the guns of his fathers--which isn't as satisfying with today's flat panels as it would be with an old school CRT.

-- Lorrie

[ebony14.livejournal.com]

A gunslinger always plays Quake with his mind.