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[camwyn]

I know it's about Donald Trump, because his name's in the To: line. But a spam with a title like

Proven methods from the Master

with that particular capitalization? I’m not so sure I want to find out about his investment strategies. I only have access to Earth tech, dangit.

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[gehayi.livejournal.com]

The Master probably invests in plastic companies controlled by the Nestene Consciousness, biotech companies run by the Sontarans, and, of course, technological and computer companies created by the Daleks.

[slutbamwalla.livejournal.com]

And don't forget his shadow corporation Tremas Industries.

I mean, really. How many times does he think that acronym trick is gonna work?

[mephron]

But the funny thing is that it keeps working. It's like the Doctor, when he regenerates, loses the ability to work the things out until he actually sees the Master again.

[slutbamwalla.livejournal.com]

... Well, you do have a point, there.

I'm still hoping they'll bring him back in the new series. I mean, come on, what are the chances that he actually came back to Gallifrey to die in the Time War?

[camwyn]

daniidebrabant showed me part of 28 Days Later last night. I think I see what Eccleston was on about when he said he felt like he'd be typecast as the Doctor after only one season, because it was a total case of OH DEAR GOD THE SCARECROW IS THE GOOD GUY AND THE DOCTOR IS THE BAD GUY, WTF, SRSLY, WTF.

[bodldops.livejournal.com]

Considering he a) thinks certain puppets on a children's television program are a form of extraterrestrial life and b) gets his sorry arse kicked on a regular basis and c) is now probably mostly feline, I wouldn't want to know his strategies anyway.

:D

[camwyn]

Well, that would be why he's being forced to send out spam, now, wouldn't it.

[bodldops.livejournal.com]

That, and he was reduced to slime in the movie. Even though that's debatably not!canon. Which makes one wonder, if that's not canon, who's the eighth doc, anyway?

...

I possibly overthink this.

That, and wish someone would go back in a TARDIS and shoot whoever was responsible for okaying that travesty of a script. Gar.

[slarti.livejournal.com]

Of course, if he asks you in person, you'll probably want to listen to what he has to say, or else it's Tissue Compression Eliminator time.

[lwood.livejournal.com]

Long-term, temporally inverted investments.

With a twist of lime tuna.

-- L