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[camwyn]

We get CNBC in this office, all day, every day. I've been hearing about the Ken Lay / Jeff Skilling verdict for hours now. I think I can sum up the court proceedings as follows:

LAY: Totally wasn't me.
SKILLING: I didn't do anything bad.
LAY: It was an AutoPen machine.
JURY: . . .
JUDGE: . . .
SKILLING: Um.
JURY: *cough*BULLCRAP*cough*
LAY: But it-
JUDGE: Suck it, bitch.
LAY AND SKILLING: AIeee!




Sentencing to commence on 9/11/2006.

Comments

[jeditigger.livejournal.com]

I've seen reports on the thousands - the THOUSANDS - of people who lost their retirement because of these jerkweeks...who, by the way, were still pulling down seven-figure salaries well into the investigation.

I wonder if there's a civil suit that'll follow. I sure hope so.

[maps-or-guitars.livejournal.com]

Tar, application of
Feathers, addition of
Rail, Riding out of Town on
Repeat.

[ebony14.livejournal.com]

Very nice summing up, but I feel that, given the medium, there should be at least one "O RLY?" in there somewhere. :)

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

GREEDY BASTICHES: we didn't do anything wrong
JUDGE: O RLY?
GREEDY BASTICHES: YA RLY
JUDGE: NO WAI
JURY: NO EFN WAI. GLTY.

[eevieivy.livejournal.com]

*dies*

[camwyn]

.... dude, I would buy paid account time to see that done as an animated icon using photographs of the bastiches, judges, and jury in question.

[eevieivy.livejournal.com]

Hehe. AutoPen machine.

Hee.

[camwyn]

I wish I were kidding. Lay claimed that he wasn't the one who signed his name on a hojillion documents- it was an AutoPen machine.