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[camwyn]

Dear cat:

I love you dearly and I feed you and your brother every morning and every evening. I do not keep the kibble in my mouth. Please do not try to push my jaws apart with your head. You will not get anything as a result; in fact it will make me more likely to roll over and try to go back to sleep for a while, until the alarm clock actually goes off, just to spite you. Sorry, kitty. Mommy's mean when she's only half awake.

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[crispengray.livejournal.com]

note_to_cat

[tundra-no-caps.livejournal.com]

Cat wants half-awake sex.

Or just for you to lick it.

[camwyn]

Cat's a eunuch.

[blackswanevent.livejournal.com]

Dear Cam's Cats:

I feel your pain. I don't get close to the human, but if attacking the face fails-burrow and seek out toes! Then Eat them! Or attempt to bite them. Humans are delicious. The only bad part is that they're high in cholesterol. Some of um I mean.

Hang in there!
-Ramen's cat.

[tundra-no-caps.livejournal.com]

So the licking it is.

The Kitty Commands!

[isustrikanda.livejournal.com]

Mine will do that, and when that fails, start knocking books off the bookshelves next to my bed until I want peace more than I want them to be patient.

{sigh} they have me very well trained, unfortunately. :)

[ouatic-7.livejournal.com]

Doesn't matter.

[parke-matru.livejournal.com]

Better than waking to the sound of the cat hawking up a hairball, apparently making a deliberate effort to aim it at your good jacket. It is never fun to wipe digestive fluids and fur clumps off of leather when your brain decided to head back to bed early.